Jacy’s Guide to getting over sickness with quickness
As I just got over what mild flu I just had, I wanted to share a few helpful ideas for how I got over it:
- Eat anything and everything. Want an avocado, oatmeal, some left over rice, jalapenos, and a spoon full of chocolate spread? Then eat all of them. Your body needs nutrition.
- Drink fluids, we’ll get back to that one later.
- I wear a scarf, but really tightly around my neck so there is one area of my body that is just overly warm
- Watch Deep Space Nine while you should be sleeping (you can substitute for any 90’s sci-fi drama series that streams on Netflix).
- Wake up at 1:30am covered in sweat, shivering cold, and needing to use the bathroom.
- Freak out that you should be sleeping, because your body is doing its job and you’ve interrupted it.
- Literally feel the mucus in your throat loosening up (but don’t get out of bed to spit, that would be too difficult)
- Don’t be able to fall back asleep and watch Rupaul’s Drag Race
- Hear the faint sounds of your neighbors having sex through the apartment wall.
- Fall back to sleep and wake up to hear cats fighting outside your window
- Wake up refreshed, eat a lot more crap (you need your strength) and watch the final episode of House of Cards and be disappointed.